The Incorporated States of Commie Finder-General is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.76 billion Commie Finders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The large but inefficient Anti-Communist economy, worth 100 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,329 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, the early morning commute lasts into the afternoon, and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Commie Finder-General's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Commie Finder-General is ranked 276,951^st in the world and 26^th in KAKISTOCRACY LEAGUE for Highest Average Incomes, with 36,329.4 Standard Monetary Units.